Dearly Departed

One, two, three, four

You and I both know, the house is haunted
You and I both know, the ghost is me
Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattlin' your chains
Well back then, baby, it didn't seem so strange

I used to bite, I used to moan
But now I mumble and you'd show
Now it ain't so scary on my own
Tell me, honey, what's a dagger without a cloak
I don't know

You and I both know that the house is haunted
You and I both know, the ghost is me
Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattlin' your chains
Well back then, baby, it didn't seem so strange

In the midnight hour, you came alive
I was lookin' for my crystal ball
I was busy tryin' to charm that snake
When the sun came up, we had no place to hide
And you had to tell your friends that my fangs were fake

'Cause you and I both know, the house is haunted
You and I both know, the ghost is me
Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattlin' your chains
Well back then, baby, it didn't seem so strange

Even when one is dead and gone
It still takes two to make a house a home
Well, I'm as lonesome as the catacombs
I hear you call my name, but no one's there
Except a feelin' in the air

You and I both know, the house is haunted
You and I both know that the ghost is you
You should walk around screamin', slammin' all them doors
Well, I'm all grown up now. I don't scare easy no more

You and I both know
Yeah, you and I both know
You and I both know
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