I Wanna Be at the RNC

I wanna be at the RNC
I wanna see Patricia McCloskey
I wanna scream for the GOP
I wanna sit with Dan Bongino

I wanna show him the American flag
That hangs behind the toilet in grandma's basement
I wanna ask him if he'll be my dad
I wanna change my name to Nick Bongino

I wanna tell him about the man in the stairs
He kinda looks like Dan Bongino
Grandma tries to tell me not to go down there
But I would be safe with Dan Bongino

I wanna be at the RNC
I wanna be like Dan Bongino
I wanna be at the RNC
I wanna be like Dan Bongino