Cement Slippers

My girlfriend loves everything at the beach
Except the water, the sand, and the sun

Here comes the water

My boyfriend loves everything about me
Except the endless hours of therapy
Here comes the water

Here comes the sun

And it weighs a ton
On me
And it weighs a ton
On me
And it weighs a ton

My boyfriend loves everything at the bar
But the music, the smoke, and the booze

Here comes the water

My girlfriend loves everything about me
But when I stare at the girls as if I'm free
Here comes the water

Here comes the sun

And it weighs a ton
On me
And it weighs a ton
On me
And it weighs a ton

Water rushes over me
Sand pours for eternity
Sun cooks skin extra crispy
The slipper fits me heavily
Here comes the water

Here comes the sun

And it weighs a ton
On me
And it weighs a ton
On me
And it weighs a ton
On me
And it weighs a ton