Chopsticks (Girly-Sound Version)

I met him at a party, and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards, and I said, "That's just fine with me
That way we can fuck and watch TV"

It was four a.m., and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes
But all hell broke loose after that

I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was 12 at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off and I drove on home
'Cause secretly, I'm timid