Open Up the Doghouse (Two Cats Are Comin' In) [Remastered]

Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover, rover, move it over
Two cats are comin' in

Nat, you look like a man with a story (I sure have)
I told my wife we oughta save money (uh-huh)
That's the way it's gotta be (oh, gotta, gotta be that way)
She cancelled all her charge accounts, gave all the gold to me

Well, I can't see what you did wrong
Why was your woman so upset?
Well, I put the money on a horse
And he hasn't showed up yet

Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover, rover, move it over
Two cats are comin' in

Well, Dean, what's your problem? (Here it is)
I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat (you did?)
Told her it was genuine mink (rich man)
I took her out to show it off
Then we stopped in for a drink (oh, cocktails)

Well, I know your wife was really thrilled
How come you two had a spat?

Oh, it's easy, you see
It started to rain, the coat got wet
And mink just don't smell like that
Timber

Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover, rover, move it over
Two cats are comin' in

Let's hear it, Nat
You know what, you know what though? (What?)
There's just one way to handle a woman (uhm)
Dean, we just got to treat 'em rough
We gotta slap 'em (that's right)
We gotta show 'em who wears the pants
Cut out that sissy, sissy stuff (uhm)

Now it ain't no use to take abuse
Whenever they are cranky or cross
Let's put the women in their place
And we'll show them who's the boss

Open up the doghouse
Two cats are comin' in