If You Ain't Lovin' (You Ain't Livin')

If you got a Cadillac, boy
And a forty room shack, boy
A bucket full of money
And a tree full of honey
But if you're gettin' no huggin'
No smoochin' or a muggin'
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'

If you're ridin' on a gravy train
Instead of walkin' down lovers lane
You can't make hay, boy
'Cause you're goin' the wrong way, boy
You gotta get a a little honey
It's better than money
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'

If they call you a big man
'Cause you got a lot of bottled land
If you're kin to the President
And you help from the government
But if you're gettin' no attention
You're better off on the pension
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'

If you got a string of long cards
And you're smokin' them 4-bit cigars
You ain't so well to do
Unless you get a little coochy-coo
It takes a little bit a smackin'
Or your life's lackin'
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'