I Don't Know What Homestuck Is

There's a boy standing in his bedroom
And he's 13 today
He's waiting on a game called SBURB
That he wants to play
His friends all start to help him
One by one, they join the game
Their planet's hit by meteors
Is this really the right thing?

'Cause I don't know
I don't know what Homestuck is
I don't know, I don't know what Homestuck is
I've seen some things on the Internet
But this doesn't look right
Whenever I ask my friends, they say
"Keep reading, it'll all make sense in time"

Should I really read the pesterlogs?
There's so much going on
I've got so many questions
Like, who's this guy talking to John?
Can I skip the intermission?
Okay, fine, I'll read that too!
I admit, it started slow but
Okay, I guess it's getting cool

'Cause I don't know, I don't know what Homestuck is
I don't know, I don't know what Homestuck is
I've seen some things on the Internet, and this doesn't look right
And whenever I ask my friends, they say
"It'll make sense in time"

And then people started dying
I thought this comic was fun
Oh God, my heart!
Look at what you've done
I still don't know about the title
And I still can't quite explain
Why a comic that I near dismissed
Causes me such pain

'Cause I still don't know, still don't know what Homestuck is
I still don't know, still don't know what Homestuck is
I'm not sure when things changed, but I'm near broken-hearted
I'm eagerly awaiting the next update with a cheer
I would say that it pulled me in, but I was already here

I still don't know, still don't know
What Homestuck is, what Homestuck is
I still don't know, still don't know what Homestuck is
I still don't know, still don't know
Still don't know, but it's this