Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom

Uh oh, we got customers
Gene, put an out of order sign on the door
(On it)
(Good!) Wait, what should it say?
Out of order: Dad stuck on toilet
(No.) What about; Out of order: Toilet cursed with evil
Kids, just stop drawing attention to the door
Go help your mother
Hi Linda!
I'm ready to make Bob pretty
I brought my scissors and my tweezers...
Oh, oh, hi Gretchen
Gretchen's here Bob
She's gonna get ya camera ready
Kids go wait on the other customers
Everything's gonna be okay
Everything's gonna be okay
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Can't let them see me with my pants down
Coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now
But I'll be out of here in no time
I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away
Let's be clear
I did absolutely nothing wrong
I'm not to blame it's not my fault
This is just to say
If Gene had pooped like every day
This would have all just blown away
But he'll be out of there in no time
No one's gonna blame me I'll be doing just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
If Teddy can't unstick my dad I'll find another way
Hey where's Bob?
I wanna tell him I can smell him from across the street
Yeah, Linda, where is Bob?
I gotta do his hair for big interview
Interview? What interview
Bob's got a big magazine interview
What, are they writing an article on guys with mustaches you wanna punch
Zoom!
I say zoom now, you like it (Eh it's okay)
Let's be clear (Bad stuff happens in the bathroom)
I did absolutely nothing wrong (I'm just glad that it)
I'm not to blame it's not my fault (Happens in a vacuum)
This is just to say (Can't let them see me with my pants down)
If Gene had pooped like every day (Coasters magazine is)
This would have all just blown away (Gonna be my big chance now)
But he'll be out of there in no time (I'll be out of here in no time)
No one's gonna blame me I'll be doing just fine (I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine)
Today is gonna be a great day
If Teddy can't unstick my dad I'll find another way (I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away)