Take It Like A Man

What is this place?
It's called a Department Store
It's - it's beautiful
Shh

First, a deep breath
Take it all in
Feel all those halogens warming your skin
Smell how they pump in pure oxygen
See, they care?

Love?
Excuse me?
Love
The new fragrance from Chanel
Oh, no, thank you

I know you're scared
Nevertheless
Think of the people you want to impress
Swallow your pride for me
Just nod yes and prepare
'Cause something's in the air
I think it's Love
Exactly!

Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
You think you can't, but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here's your chance to make it
So, take it like a man

What does she want?
Not really sure
Why can't we leave things
The way that they were?
Why can I never say no to her?
What's that smell?
Subtext
By Calvin Klein

That I don't like
That's kind of neat
Guys who wear that
Get beat up on my street
Still I've come this far
I can't retreat in my shell
I'm in the hands of Elle!
What the hell!

Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
You think you can't, but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here's your chance to make it
So, take it like a man

God, I love shopping for guys!
Okay, this is strange
Watching them change
Right before my eyes
Don't watch me change
Look at him striking a pose
His confidence grows
He'll bloom like a rose
It's just clothes

God, I love shopping for men!
Okay, this is nice
They walk in a two
They walk out a ten
Is this the price?
Don't worry, this is my treat
There's someone I'd like you to meet

Whoa
I look like Warner
Yeah
But it's just me

That's the best part
The outside is new
But now it reflects
What's already in you
Couldn't change that if I wanted to
And I do not

Thank you
No, thank you
This is no gift
It's payment in kind
Cause you saw beyond all the blonde
To my mind
Oh, we've got to buy this!
What, are you blind?
You look hot!
Is he not hot? (he's hot, hot, hot, hot)

Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
You think you can't, but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Not quite the guy I'd have chose to be
But when she's standing so close to me
I think I like her plan

Here's your chance to make it (your chance to make it)
So, take it like (so, take it like)
A man (a man)
A man (a man)
A man (a man)
A man!