Do The Bartman (Bad Bart House Mix)

Oww!
Oww!
Oh yeah
Do the Bartman, man
Do the Bartman

Yo, hey, what's happenin', dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude
Terrorizin' people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow

Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name Simpson, first name Bart
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step in the big Bart craze
I got a dance real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you
So move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion

Now that you got it if you think you can

Do it to the music, that's the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman (Whoa!)
Shake your body turn it out if you can, man (Check it out, man)
Front to back, to the side, yes you can, can (Bartman!)
Everybody in the house do the Bartman (Mmm hmm)
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you can, man (Whoa, mama!)
Front to back, to the side, yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellow, Mama was too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
Sittin' by myself confined to my room
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do
I turn on the music so I can feel the groove

(Move your body if you got the notion)
Whoa, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby
(Front to back in a rock-like motion) Bring it back, whoa!
(Move your hips from side to side, now) Do the Bartman
(Don't you slip or else you'll be a goner) Whoa, Lisa, ha!
(If you got the groove you gotta use it) Ha ha ha!
(Gotta do the mid time with the music) Ha ha ha, check it out, man
(It's just the latest start, a chain reaction)
If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson

Everybody if you can do the Bartman (Oh yeah)
Shake your body turn it out if you can, man (Shake your body)
Front to back, to the side, yes you can, can (Whoop!)
Everybody in the house do the Bartman (Yeah, do the Bartman)
Everybody if you can do the Bartman (Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman)
Shake your body turn it out if you can, man (Check it out)
Front to back, to the side, yes you can, can (Whoa, mama)
Everybody in the house do the Bartman (I'm bad, I'm bad)

Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman
Everybody's askin' for the side to side (Do the Bartman)
Do the Bartman
Pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide (Do the Bartman)
Do the Bartman
You can do it, you can do it, so can I (Do the Bartman)
Do the Bartman
Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny

Oh, my ears!
Lisa, put the saxophone away!
Can't touch this!
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything

Now I'm in the house, feelin' good to be home
'Til Lisa starts blowin' that damn saxophone
And if it was mine you know they'd take it away
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay
I'm up in my room just a-singin' a song
Listen to the kick drum tickin' along
Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her number one fan
But I know I'm bad 'cause I do the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman (Oh, I'm bad, do the Bartman)
Shake your body turn it out if you can, man (I'm bad)
Front to back, to the side, yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman (Oh yeah)
Everybody if you can do the Bartman (Ha ha)
Shake your body turn it out if you can, man
Front to back, to the side, yes you can
Can (Keep your heart out, Grover, whoop!)
Everybody in the house do the Bartman (Yeah, ow!)
Do the Bartman