Dreamgirl (Album Version) [feat. Norah Jones] [Explicit]

The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix
Some dude once said
That love is many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me
'Cause I see her in my dreams
Dream girl
You're a fantasy
You're the only one
Out there for me, my love
Dream girl, you amaze me, all dressed in paisley
Love how not one, but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you, you were driving the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
Yo, you a vision in sweats with a neon pouch
Half-eaten squirrel hanging out of your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto
Hear a loud noise, start buh-bucking like a bronco
Dream girl
You're a fantasy
You're the only one
Out there for me, my love
You got your cell phone ring set to "Sex and the City"
You're like a hot bowl of grits, only way more gritty
Straight dripping in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen
One short leg, you got the Santa Fe lean
It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public, yo, I can't help but peek
You're like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig
Girl, how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck?
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can
Your smile's all stainy and you're not too brainy and (I like that!)
Talking to your shoe like it's your friend (I like that!)
Yelling at the walls to make pretend (I like that!)
Telling you to stop and then you don't
You say you're gonna stab me in my sleep, but you won't
Dream girl, I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
Like a hell-bound turkey mixed with a baboon
You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts
Your teeth so clean, could've sworn you were British
Never take to Chex Mix 'cause you always get skittish
Open clams with both feet 'cause you're ambidextrous
No point 'cause we know you eat nothing but Chex Mix
Chex Mix, number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hands
Chex Mix at your local grocer, buy your box
Your family will all say, "Chex Mix rocks!"
Chex Mix
You're the snack for me
You're the only one
I'll ever eat or buy
Chex Mix
You're delicious
You got sixty percent less fat
Than potato chips