I Hope They Call Me On a Mission

Kid: I wanna go on a mission so baaad.
(Dun dun duh...)
Dad: So where do you wanna go on your mission?

Kid: I think.California?
Dad: Why California?
Kid: Because.it's sort of a cheerful place.
Dad: Do you know where California is?
Kid: Sorta. Under Utah... a little? I know where Maine is.
Dad: So who do you wanna take with you on your mission?
Kid: Um.my bunny and my puppy. They're my stuffed animals.
I hope they call me on a mission, when I have grown a foot or two.
I hope by then I will be ready.
Dad: So what do missionaries do?
Kid: Pretty much just teach people... about the gospel.
I hope that I can share the gospel
With those who want to know the truth.
I want to be a missionary (missionary) To teach and preach and work
As missionaries do.
(Teach as missionaries do, preach as missionaries do, work...)
Dad: How are you going to know what to say?
Kid: Um.Heavenly Father will tell me
What to teach and what they need to know.
Dad: Did your Uncle have a good time on his mission?
Kid: Well... i think he didn't have a great time at the Brazil mission
Because he had to eat fish,
Eating their teeth, eyeballs, and bones. And that's it