A Fish Called Selma (medley)∶ Troy Chic ⁄ Stop the Planet of the Apes ⁄ Dr․ Zaius ⁄ Chimpan A to Chimpan Z

[Dr. Zaius]

Spoken: Help the human's about to excape
Get Your Paws Off Me You Dirty Ape
(Gasp) He Can Talk x7
I Can Sing!
Ooo Help Me Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Troy: What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy
Troy: I want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.
Chorus
Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Dr. Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before.
Chorus(2x)

[Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z]

I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my god, I was wrong
It was Earth all along
You finally made a monkey
Yes, we finally made a monkey
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you Dr. Zaius!