Cod Liver Oil & The Orange Juice

Out of the East there came a hard man
Oh-oh-oh, a-the way from Brighton, ah-ah-ah
Glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

He went into a pub and he came out paralytic
Oh-oh-oh, VP and cider, ah-ah-ah
What a hell of a mixture
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Does this bus go to the Dennistoun Palais?
Oh-oh-oh, I'm lookin' for a lumber, ah-ah-ah
Glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

In the dancin', he met Hairy Mary
Oh-oh-oh, the floor o' the Gorbals, ah-ah-ah
Glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Aw, no Mary, are you dancin'?
Oh-oh, no, it's just the way I'm staunin', ah-ah-ah
Glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Oh, no, Mary, your one in a million
Oh-oh-oh, an' so's your chances, ah-ah-ah
Glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Oh, no, Mary, can I run you home?
Oh-oh-oh, I've got a pair of sandshoes, ah-ah-ah
You're a hell of a funny
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

In through the back-close, an' out through the dunny, yeah
Oh-oh-oh, it wasn't for the first time, ah-ah-ah
Glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

The mother came out, she was goin' to the cludgie
Oh-oh-oh, I buggered off sharpish, ah-ah-ah
Glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Hairy Mary, she had a little baby
Oh-oh-oh, the father's in the army, ah-ah-ah
Glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Now, Hairy Mary is still lookin' for her hard man
Oh-oh-oh, he's joined the Foreign Legion, ah-ah-ah
Sahara under the camel
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Cod liver oil and the orange juice