Everybody's On Revolver Tonight

It's hot off the pot!

John and Gerald deck a neck
Chris and Dave have all strawed off
I'm left here all on my own
Which is why I'm here alone
They've all gone to see the Banshees
They're on next after X-Ray Space
Think I'll have a cup of coffee
While my friends are acting up and pogoing

Revolver, revolver
Everybody's on revolver
Pseudo-punk, and part-time punk
Everybody's on revolver tonight

Six o'clock they said they'd call
So I dyed my hair bright red
But they must have gone without me
So now I must go to bed
Hey look, it's there Peter Cook
I've got his LP and three of his books
Isn't that fat man funny, funny, funny?
Funny, funny, funny, fat man

Revolver, revolver
Everybody's on revolver
Pseudo-punk, and part-time punk
Everybody's on revolver tonight

I stayed at home
And the Swirl Mag's D-Treatment came 'round
And so did the TVP
It was really DIY

Revolver, revolver
Everybody's on revolver
Pseudo-punk, and part-time punk
Everybody's on revolver tonight

Sound of Rezillos
They're doing a DIY EP