Achin' to Sneeze

I've been achin' to sneeze,
Beggin' please, pretty please
But I can't get the thing to come out
I've been down on my knees
I've been pissin on trees
But the evil thing just won't come out
Come on out
My pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden
Little baby
Come on out
My pretty baby
I've been waking at dawn
With the big bird on
And I can't make the thing go away
I've been throwing up drinks
Into toilets and sinks
But it just sticks around anyway
Come on out
My pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden
Little baby
Come on out
My pretty baby
(Whistle part)
I've been waking at dawn
With a fever going on
And a stain that just won't wash away
I've got nothing to hide
Just something inside
Keeps coming back day after day
Come on out
My pretty baby
Relieve me of my burdens
Little baby
Come on out
My pretty baby
Oh yeah
My pretty baby
Yeah
My pretty baby