You Masked for It

Store Owner: Ahh, Welcome welcome. I see we have some heroes in training huh?
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Store Owner: All masks today are two-for-one, that's uhh, one size fits all. Well maybe not you but, you got a brother that's making your face strange over here that's looking like rrrrghh
*Gibberish*
Announcer: With all the masks on display there was no easy choice
Store Owner: You got pets? Maybe your dog needs a mask. Who was that masked dog?
*Gibberish*
Store Owner: You look like you can use two masks man... What if one falls off?
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Store Owner: Maybe you wanna leave one at that special ladies house?
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Store Owner: She thinks she knows you then boom! You got two masks on on, nobody knows who you are. . . not in these masks. Hehehe
*Gibberish*
Announcer: Suddenly the mask might not have been the best idea
Store Owner: This one really breathes
*Gibberish*
Store Owner: Alright now I don't need no government names but you can't be paying me in any gold doubloons, or stolen infinity jewels, or anything. I need cash money
*Gibberish*
Store Owner: Hey you kids messed with Murder She Wrote? What about uhh Manimal? I got all 8 episodes
*Gibberish*