Footy Footy

Footy, footy, all I wanna do is
Footy, footy, all I wanna kick is
Footy, footy, they catch the ball, kick, play on
Footy, footy, footy, footy, footy

Ang Christou, Che Cockatoo-Collins
Phillip Matera, Gavin Wanganeen
Gary Moorcroft, Aussie Jones
Bruce Doull, the "Flying Doormat"
Spida Everitt, Spider Burton, Craig Bradley
The 1995 Carlton football team

Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy

Footy, footy, all I wanna do is
Footy, footy, all I wanna kick is
Footy, footy, they'll crumb the ruck and run, handball
Footy, footy, footy, footy, footy

Diesel Williams, Dale Kickett
Sticks Kernahan, Darren Jarman
Chad Rintoul, Ashley Sampi
Mick Martyn, Clint Bizzell
The Brisbane Bears, Aaron Hamill, everyone

Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy

I love to go down to Waverley Park
I'm gonna sit on the wing
I'm gonna eat a pie
I'm gonna buy a Footy Record for 1,50
I'm gonna have a full-strength beer, you girl
I'm gonna take a specky
I'm gonna kick a banana
I'm gonna eat a banana
I am gonna love every second of it
I hate what this game has become
Footy