It's Not A Jack Kennedy "Dynamic" Type Thing

Ooh-ooh (yeah)

Thanks, everybody
Any, eh, Richard Nixon fans out there?
Okay, okay
Yeah
I think this is eh, gonna prove to be a pretty good president for this country, actually
Not the most exciting guy
No, no, it's not a Jack Kennedy dynamic type thing
But you know what the word is for Nixon, it's trustworthy

Yeah, I was going to say trustworthy
Yes, I would absolutely trust him to babysit my niece
You're like, keep documents you need
You know, we hadn't mentioned that we're recording the set tonight
Maybe going to use some of these songs on our debut record
And I would trust Dick Nixon with the tapes for tonight's performance
Let him care for those tapes

Let him keep the tapes safe and sound
Honest, trustworthy with tapes
With our tapes (with tapes)
Let's play
This next one is for President Nixon (hey)