Personality Goes A Long Way

You want some bacon?

No, man, I don't eat pork.

Are you Jewish?

No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Why not?

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough
To disregard its own feces.

How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces

I don't eat dog either.

Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.

So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality,
He would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?

We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin'
Than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?