Frown Everyday!

Okay, everybody
I'm so glad you're here today
Ah, lemme take another sip
Oh, I'm really excited for you all to meet my friends
The Frowning Critters, Smiling Critters
You guys may have the spotlight for a while
But wait until you see all the amazing things
We have to offer

Say hi to the bad times (what?)
Cry to the sad rhymes (no, no!)
We are misery's company (not good)
Rather be angy, tired and hangry (wow)
Don't care about "you and me" (oh boy)

F-R-O-W-N (that's not so nice)
Not your friend, and won't pretend
F-R-O-W-N (not cool)
We're unhappy 'til the end

Frown
Frown every day, no other way
To get some peace and quiet
I don't buy it
Hate
All of your happy games, and smiley ways
We don't enjoy it, why destroy it?

Floppy wants to sleep, and Icky won't eat
And Groddy hates you, Dogpressed is blue
Ignore that Wimpin Chicken' and Boring UniqueCorn
Dumb, Dumbba, Dumbbaphant, not much more

Hey, what you mean not much more?
Y-you guys can't lie about that
In front of the Smiling Critters?
It's a song for all of us, including me?
C'mon, don't leave me out, guys

Don't you lie, it's Catfeine, you're fine
You're happy, stay with me
The caffeine, I'm wired

Don't you lie, it's Catfeine, you're fine
You're happy, stay with me
The caffeine, I'm wired

F-R-O-W-N
Not your friend, and won't pretend
F-R-O-W-N
We're unhappy 'til the end

We're still frowning everyday
There's really no other way
F-R-O-W-N
We're unhappy 'til the end