Big Shot

I've got these [STRINGS] to hold me down
Superior to that [WAAMATTA] clown
SOULS
Now THAT would be
For
I'm getting that KROMER

Roll up, soul up, listen up, Kris
Got [bargain prices] that you can't miss
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

We'll turn [Schmoes] and [Daves] into
And those [Cathode Screens] into
I've got that [Deal] It's such a
Just need you to be [Big] with me
Now's your chance to be a
When your [SOUL] I got
I'm NEO, you're not
And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot
I'm taking you down with

Now you are the
This

Will put you to
And Spamton G. Spamton's being
But
Give me that KROMER
Now's your chance, so pick up that
And talk to the one who says

And see [like me] how we're designed
Do you want to be a [Heart] on a
This isn't a life, Kris, that's just
And you're either evil or you're insane
'Cause [Heaven] knows but they won't explain!
My name is Spamton and I am here to sell
Those who live in darkness
Will get dragged to

For the [Kids] stepped from the light
The 100th visitor to this world of

Now's your chance to be a
When your [SOUL] I got
I'm NEO, you're not
And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot
I'm taking you down with
Now you are the
This

Will put you to
And Spamton G. Spamton's being
But
Give me that KROMER!
Hello [audience] watch me
You smell that smell of [Rotten Gla]
Are you enjoying my
PLEASE JUST BRING MY

Holy
It's a bullet everywhere, oh!
And this [little sponge] is scared
GO [Ga-Ga] and

Bigger and better than ever!
You must think you're so clever
DON'T TOUCH THAT

NEO
The [BOO] taste of Freedom
The [()*&@] taste of SPAMTON
Hehehahaha!

Now's your chance to be a
When your [SOUL] I got
I'm NEO, you're not
And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot
I'm taking you down with

Now you are the
This

Will put you to
And Spamton G. Spamton's being
But
Give me that KROMER!
The string's getting cut
The show's getting real
The pact has been sealed

And you are the ticket to my next
I'll fly to the [heavens], finally healed!

Now you are the
This

Will put you to
And Spamton G. Spamton's being
But
Give me that KROMER!