Everyone Sucks But You

One, two, three, four

I wish I was a teenager
Driving in my grandma's Sedan
A fast food minimum wager
So we could meet all over again

You had daydreams that were more insane than all my wildest dreams
You said everything you thought didn't care what they think
People who aren't crazy creep me out
You showed me just what life's about

Everyone sucks but you, ooh
Oh, it's sad but it's true
Everyone sucks but you, ooh
Oh, it's sad but it's true

From the outside, everyone looks perfect
On the surface, pull the curtain
Demons lurking, I don't want that shit, not worth it
The world won't spin without you
Pirouette inside my bathroom
I came here for the trouble
And I stayed because I love you

If I hurt you then I'm sorry
I guess you gotta learn some shit the hard way

Everyone sucks but you, ooh
Oh, it's sad but it's true
Everyone sucks but you, ooh
Oh, it's sad but it's true

In a world made of plastic
You and I don't fit in the mold
What we have is classic
Don't need glitter when you got gold
One, two, three, four

Everyone sucks but you, ooh
Oh, it's sad but it's true
Everyone sucks but you, ooh
Oh, it's sad but it's true