What Friends Are For (From "1 For All")

Sometimes life is crappy, and you can not find your place
And the DM in the sky is simply laughing in your face
And the campaign's never ending
And the dice don't go your way
And you'd give your arm and leg for any other role to play

Don't give up
Find some friends who'll step in
With one hand stretched towards you
While the other holds a weapon

With friendship, you get your wish
With friendship, we'll gut you like a fish
(Friendship means you get your turn)
(Friendship helps your enemies burn)
Friendship is the food on your plate
It's the knife in the throat of the people that you hate
It's the white-hot rage that helps you win the war
It's the brains on the walls and the blood on the floor
(We'll destroy you)
And that's what friends are for

When you face the dawn, and you're on a quest
With your spell slots gone as you're getting stressed
And you feel like you could use a long rest (long rest)
Look to them to guide you
Listen to the thump as all the bodies fall beside you

Everybody can use a bud
To make your enemies choke on their blood
Friendship is knowing their cry and their laugh
And the sound of their sword splitting people in half
Friendship is the only thing that matters
When it's all said and done and the viscera splatters
It's the true tight hug that warms you to the core
It's the grace, it's the good
It's the gold, it's the gore
That's what friends are for

'Cause there's nothing like a friend
A pal on whom you can depend
Who fights right by your side
Whose arms are open wide
A person who can chase away the dread
They've got your back
As sure as they've got that guard's head

Friendship's a shield, but also a mace
It's the sprinkle of your enemy's blood on your face
Friendship is knowing there's someone to care
It's pair of limbs flying through the air
(It's the axe's handle, and it's the broadsword's gliding)
(It's the warmth of a burning building)
(So we're settling the score)
That's what friends are for