The Vital Vitriol (From "Shovel Knight")

Well, this is bound to be a blast
Welcome to my alchemy lab

So you find yourself entranced
By the power wrought through chemistry
You'll soon discover what's in store
For the kingdom and it's citizenry

Alone, and the fray, how do you think you'll fare
Against my dark design
Run home, and if you're lucky, you may just be able
To leave with your hide

Now get ready for the fight
Of your life. Don't think your skills are gonna
Save you from me, Shovel Boy!
Pain and suffering brings me joy
You won't make it out alive
Now you die!
Altruism, what a joke
That's nothing but lies and smoke
Chaos is the only way
Now you'll pay!

Falling even further down
Into madness. What a sight to see
It's beautiful! Why don't you try it?
Look what mania's done to me

Behold! The science of discovery is endless
If you break the rules
Untold capacity for everything horrendous
I won't suffer, fools!

Up 'til now, you've done just fine
But the last laugh here will still be mine 'cause
I have something up my sleeve
Come in closer, and you'll see
Deception is my forté
Bombs away!
Caustics and agility
You can't hope to step to me
This battle is almost won
Now you're done!

Gotta give you accolades
For enduring all of my attacks
But this is where your story fades
So I'll cut the games and stop the act

Now, burn! Lay down your arms and recognize your folly
It's the end for you
Return to ash and dust! The afterlife is calling
This fight's nearly through

Hate to break the news like this
But your journey here's been meaningless 'cause
You think you're the player one
But this game has just begun
See the flipside, if you will
Time to kill!
It's not easy being me
Solitude and alchemy
When your efforts crash and burn
It's my turn!