The First Comment Song

Ladies and Gentleman, We present to you
"The First Comment Song"

Sitting there staring at your screen and a new video pops up in your feed.
You know exactly what this means.
Open it up and don't watch it.
Scroll down really quick and comment!
You type First!
You are the first to comment on this video!
Now everybody knows you typed first!
Could of say something a little bit intelligent but no.
Thats the word you choose you typed first!
You been in the under 301 club before, but this means so much more!
You unlocked the first comments door!
Everybodys gonna see you, And everybodys gonna wanna be you!
You type First!
You are the first to comment on this video!
Now everybody knows you typed first!
Could of say something a little bit intelligent but no.
Thats the word you choose you typed first!
Hold on, we just refresh the video, and theres some news we need to break!
you typed first!
But some other people had the same idea also, you were actually 28th but you typed first!
You typed first!
You typed first!
You and 63 other people you typed first!