Everything’s Fine

Welcome back to Everything's Fine
The only game show where there's only one answer to everything
Time to meet our contestants!
Let's welcome back last week's champion: Frank
Frank is currently flying high on every drug imaginable
Just to cope with the day-to-day stresses of living in modern times
How are you doing, Frank?
Everything's fine
That's just super!

Our next contestant is Jess
Jess cries herself to sleep every night, has just adopted seven cats
Has a Masters degree in Fine Arts,
and has been unemployed for 15 years
Jess, you look great, but more importantly, how you doing today?
Everything's fine
Okie-dokies

And last but not least, we have Eltron 8000
Eltron has been sent from the future to warn us of impending war
Genocide, drought, famine, natural disasters, technological takeover
And the ultimate destruction of the planet Earth
I'm so glad you could join us
Just one question before we start today's show
How are you doing today, Eltron?
Everything is fine