All My Ex's Live In Texas - Live

All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Rosanna's down in Texarkana
Wanted me to push her broom
Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
She forgot I hung the moon

And Allison's in Galveston
Somehow lost her sanity
And Dimple's who now lives in Temple's
Got the law lookin' for me

All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

(Play it, boys)

I remember that old Frio River
Where I learned to swim
And it brings to mind another time
Where I wore my welcome thin

And by transcendental meditation
I go there each night
But I always come back to myself
Long before daylight

All my ex's live in Texas (yes, they do)
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
Therefore, I reside in Tennessee

Some folks think I'm hidin'
It's been rumoured that I died
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee